Thursday, November 13, 2014

Mangino's Back and Yost Loses Again!

Chiefs News
The Chiefs had a great come from behind win in Buffalo last week despite Dwayne Bowe trying to dribble the football when he fumbled twice on the same play.  Bowe said it was caused by his 3 hours of smoking pot prior to the game on Sunday morning. 

The Chiefs are getting ready to host defending Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks this Sunday.  Fans are excited to defend their title of "Loudest Stadium in the NFL".  It's the only thing worth defending at Arrowhead because the Chiefs haven't had a Championship title to defend in 45 years. 

Royals News

Royals bullpen aces Wade Davis and Greg Holland finished 9th and 10th in the American League Cy Young voting, which of course means absolutely nothing. 

Ned Yost took 3rd place as AL Manager of the year giving him no trophy which should look nice next to his non-existent World Series Champion trophy.

College Sports

Instead of talking sports, let's talk Kansas football.  The nostalgia was flowing for Kansas fans as Mark Mangino coached the Jayhawks to a victory over Iowa State.  Fans were happy to have him back even though he was coaching for the other team.  The victory marked the 12th win for Kansas since Mangino was forced to leave the program for coaching too loudly.  In celebration of only taking half a decade to reach a dozen wins the students tore down the goal post garnering national attention as if the program wasn’t humiliated enough.

The Kansas Men's basketball team had a shootout with Wichita State this week leading to many wondering why the Jayhawks still do not schedule a game against Emporia State.  Bill Self said it would be classless to face such an undermatched team and embarrass an inferior opponent when such a fun in-state rival is available to compete with.

The North Carolina Tar Heels are under heavy investigation for academic fraud.  Investigators say it may have been going on for 18 years and some even speculate the 2 national championships won under Roy Williams may be vacated.  These allegations have caused Coach Williams to lose immeasurable amounts of respect in the sports world.  The Kansas Jayhawks honored Coach Williams last month at Allen Field House.

NFL News
The St. Louis Rams are averaging a league low 14 points per game this season.  Coach Fisher plans on getting advice from nearby Ferguson, MO Police Department on how to fire things up.

Officials in San Antonio met with the Oakland Raiders front office this week to try and move the team to South Texas.  The city of Portland has decided to throw their name in the mix, Portland is a city in Oregon know for craft beer not available in your state, underground music you've probably never heard, and recycled flannel shirts softer than yours. 

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