Thursday, November 20, 2014

Billy Butler Joins the Raiders!!

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Kansas City put together possibly one the best weeks of heartbreak in years!
 
Chiefs News
Alex Smith has taken game management to the next level and got promoted to Game Regional Director by Andy Reid.  2 late scores to beat the Bills, 108 yards and 0 touchdowns to beat the Seahawks, but his performance against Oakland quickly demoted him to Game 3rd shift Assistant behind Brodie Croyle.
The Chiefs lost to the 0-10 Raiders. The Chiefs lost to the 0-10 Raiders. The Chiefs lost to the 0-10 Raiders.
Just when the fans felt they could believe in a real contender they went full Chiefs mode proved there's never a reason to truly get excited and gave plenty of disappointing topics for fans to discuss over Thanksgiving dinner.
Royals News
Long time Royal Billy Butler signed a 3 year $30 million deal with the Chokelad Pathetics on Wednesday.  He addressed the media to thank the fans but while walking up to the podium he tripped on a microphone cord into a double play.
College Sports
The Mizzou Men's Basketball team lost to UMKC last week leaving Tiger fans with nothing to eat but Peanut Butter and Jealous as they have to look over the state border and watch Kansas cruise to another conference title.  "But we're in the SEC!!" #1 ranked Kentucky completely blasted the Jayhawks on Tuesday giving Mizzou fans even more reasons to chant the abbreviations of their conference instead of their school. The Tigers haven’t won a conference title in Football nor Basketball in 20 years.  20. YEARS. 240 months, nearly 1000 weeks.  “S-E-C!  S-E-C!”  Is there anything more embarrassing than a program being so inept the fans chant for the teams who crush them during the regular season?  MU is currently trying to convince Chiefs fans to chant ‘A-F-C West! A-F-C West!’ to support Peyton and the Broncos on a march to the Super Bowl. 
After the beatdown Kentucky handed Kansas for the worst loss of the Bill Self era coach Self took a drink of water and jokingly said, "I was hoping there was vodka in there."  Charlie Weis and Turner Gill both showed up and handed Bill a bottle of Grey Goose, collected their paychecks and left.
The Jayhawk Football team had a chance to win 2 in a row and pull a major upset over #3 TCU as they led most of the game.  Then they pulled off a collapse on the big stage that not even Bill Self or Andy could have engineered better.
NFL News
Roger Goodell reinstated Adrian Peterson for eligibility to play again but AP turned it down to take the season off and become the ambassador for NFL Cares
 
 

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